Jelly Surprize F.C.
Player Profile
- Name - Amarjit Baden
- Squad Number - 7
- Nicknames - Mr Tickle
- Position - Striker
- Date of Birth - Unknown
- Caps - 123
- Goals - 263
Amarjit
There are a number of myths about Amarjit, and there is little that can be said for definite to be true. His age and even his true name are a mystery.
What can be said with some degree of certainty is that Amarjit is the product of military experiments after they discovered the spacecraft at Roswell. They attempted to create a perfect soldier, like Wolverine or something, and Ammo was the 22nd subject in a series of 50 experiments. He ages considerably slower than normal man, and may well be immortal. He also has heightened agility and dexterity, enabling him to dislocate his legs and extend them over his head to perform ridiculous scissor kicks.
He holds a number of records in Jelly Surprize history. Including most caps, most goals in a season and most consecutive appearances.
Like any striker, he went through periods when he didn't score, but over the time he played he was the most reliable source of goals for the team. The military's loss was Jelly Suprize's gain.